Sent by Martha 1/11/2014
Et tu pickle?
1/07/2014 East New York.
As if a polar vortex wasn’t dangerous enough.
Throwback: behind the scenes reaction shot from when I slipped on one of these fuckers on my way to brunch.
11/26/2013- lower east side.
Tryna’ trip me up by the office. Not this time banana. Not this time.
Location unspecified, 12/16/2013
This double ice/banana threat was sent to me by the ever vigilant Joshua Fisher.
Josh, be careful out there. I worry.
This morning the unthinkable happened. Right on my very own street, I slipped on this banana peel. Just barely lived to tell the tale. #treachery #danger #menace #WARNING #notpoop for more information regarding this public safety matter see: bananapeelsihavealmostslippedon.tumblr.com
Park Slope, 12/10/2012 Photo Credit: Martha
When Martha sent me this picture all I could say was the word WHAAAAT? WHAT? SERIOUSLY? a bunch of times in a row with my mouth agape.
Williamsburg bridge #sandy commute
They hide in dank doorways…. (lower east side10/3/12) (Taken with Instagram)